"Yes I live in a world of my own, but everyone knows me there."
"There's nothing that can't be fixed with chocolate......or a large carrot!"
"Just my luck, too crazy to have a gun, not crazy enough to have an invisible friend!"
"In the deep, dark corners of the night, most things won't, but some just might!"
"I could give up chocolate, but then, I'm no quitter!"
"crushing boredom, utter helplessness, a deep inner sense of futility and lack of self worth, a glance at the clock said it all, 7am!"
"God only likes people on Tuesdays................at half past three!"
"Poverty is alright, if you can afford it!"
"He had a twinkle in his eye like I hadn't seen since the neighbour's kids discovered our new electric fence!"
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