BUNNYVILLE - Big Momma, EJ, EastBayBunny, CaroBun

Big Momma Izzibun is a decent, God-fearing, upright citizen,

so y'all mind yo manners when she's around!

EJ Bunny's just a simple son of the soil,

exactly what he appears to be......or is he?

EastBayBun's a newcomer in town, bringin' all those hippified, citified ways with him.

So long as he stays on the right side of the tracks (the wrong side!)

then things'll be just fine with the more upright/uptight part of Bunnyville society.

But let him start bringing his Cal-ee-fornian notions uptown

and there's gon' be trouble!

Meek, mild mannered Librarian, CaroBun watches the clock, she cain't hardly wait

to get home to her unusual hobby.  Intrigued?  You're gonna be!